Hold that Door!

Every morning on my way to work, I stop at the same convenience store to get my drinks and snacks for the day. Four out of five of these days I participate in the dance of the swinging doors as I enter and exit the building. I imagine that all over the country, people hold…

MASSAGE PLEASE

I was having some pretty intense pains in my shoulders one Saturday, so when I got off of work I decided to get a massage. I never get massages, so I don’t have a therapist. I didn’t have many options, and I was desperate, so I went to the little Asian massage parlor in the…

What did you just call me????

Is this just a southern thing? I am called names by strangers every single day and I don’t think twice about it. Here are the most popular names in no particular order: 1. Honey, or Hun       2. Sweetie     3. Darlin        4. Baby      5. Sugar Older women use these names for anyone younger than they are. Most…