Have you ever bitched about your birthday that’s coming up? You casually mention that getting old sucks, or how your birthday cake is going to melt because of all the candles. There’s always that one person who says it,
“It’s better than the alternative!”
When someone is expecting a baby, and they tell you that they are going to find out the gender in a couple of weeks. You ask, “Do you want a boy or a girl?”
“We don’t care about the sex of the baby, as long as it’s healthy!”
Have you ever been on medication for your mental illness, and then later you find out that weight gain is a side effect of your new medication? Which explains the fifteen pounds you’ve packed on between December and June!
“A little weight gain is nothing compared to being emotionally stable!”
Don’t all of these responses fit into the category, “It goes without saying,” or “No shit, Sherlock!” or “Thanks, Captain Obvious!” When people say that stuff, it kind of leaves you standing there looking like an asshole!
It sounds like they are quietly insinuating that you are just complaining about your life instead of being thankful for the precious gift of life! You only care what the sex of the baby is, when all that really matters to everyone else is that it is healthy! Last, but not least, you shouldn’t be so vain and be worried about a little weight gain, when your mental health is at stake!
Is this really necessary? What they’re saying is that you need to quit being so greedy, and be happy with what God gave ya! That’s how the pregnant people feel! They don’t care about the sex, because that’s not what’s important, unlike you! Ms. Happy Pants doesn’t care how old she gets, cause she’s got the joy, joy, joy, joy, down in her heart because of the gift of life! Aging doesn’t bother her! She’s a better person than you! Of course Skinny Minnie, who’s never had to take a valium, much less an antidepressant, really wants you to know that you shouldn’t be upset about gaining weight through no fault of your own! You should just be grateful that there’s a pill that made you not be crazy anymore!
I’m a little worried about the weight I’ve gained since I’ve been on these new meds. However, let me clarify, OF COURSE I’d rather be bigger than face down in the river ! But, do we really need to feel guilty for not being happy about being two sizes bigger? Is it that selfish to wish for sanity and to be able to fit into our clothes at the same time? NO, it is not! I should be able to talk about my weight gain without somebody making me feel guilty about it mattering to me!“
When I talk about my weight gain, it goes without saying that I’m so thankful that I feel better and I’m mentally stable! Of course I am! To suggest that someone cares more about their weight instead of their mental stability is insulting!
Obviously, I was being dramatic about the birthdays and the pregnant ladies. The birthday one really does annoy the hell out of me though. “It’s better than the alternative!” Thanks
Asshole Captain Obvious!